how did we live before the 🥺 emoji. like how the fuck did we communicate
seekers of the indefinite answer
i slowed down the audio of this vine and it now seems like the dog turned of the lights and freaked out the camera man
this man is being murdered and you cowards just sit and watch
I love that I have this little creature in my house and all she does is walk around looking for a new place to take a nap and stare out the window and throw up on my floor and I’m like I would Die for this creature. she is perfect. and I tell her I love her and in return she has no thoughts whatsoever
thank you everyone for loving my beautiful baby girl I told her she was famous on the internet and she just stared at me as her single brain cell bounced around her peanut brain
Bob Odenkirk in Mr Show 4x02, ‘The Story of Everest’
when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.






































